Avril Lavigne/Katy Perry
American Idol had one of the worst combinations of guest judges imaginable on tonight’s show. Stupid Avril Lavigne shows up first. Why didn’t she just have a g.d. sleepover with her skater boys? Ruben Studdard had more airplay then this little devil-horn hoodie moron. Who the hell is she to tell anybody anything? She was literally born yesterday. Reminded me of Paula only more idiotic and juvenile (if such a thing is even possible).
Can’t get worse, right? WRONGO! Katy Perry shows up for day two, and she’s on a mission. She opens by telling everyone that she tells it like it is. Okay, you’re right, you are such a huge artist with so many albums that you can just wander around inserting your opinions everywhere. She then points out that she believes the fact that the judges are flying in on a helicopter is “ridiculous”. I can think of plenty of things more ridiculous, not starting with the fact that you are engaged to unfunny comedian Russell Brand (although you do deserve him).
Katy: you are RUDE to BE RUDE, and in a way that Simon isn’t. Case in point: a guy tells a story about how he was in a bunch of foster homes. Sure, it’s one of those overly heartwarming Idol moments complete with sappy music (although Kings of Convenience are good). It’s brought up after he sings, and then Perry: “OKAY, THIS ISN’T A LIFETIME MOVIE.” Simon would have never been so overly rude. SHUT YOUR MOUTH KATY, AND GO WRITE A STUPID SONG FOR KISSFM.
At least personal hell on earth themed day on AI is over. And HT was good, so I have that.
Looks like somebody is taking lessons from Avril Lavigne. (image: London Evening Standard)