Mass Effect 2/Bud Light/C. Thomas Howell
Okay, I’ve got no idea what the hell is going on with this, but it looks like it cost boatloads to make.
I saw this nonsense during the NFC championship game last night. It was sort of a nice change of pace from UPS whiteboard ads and Bud Light “Too Light, Too Heavy” ads.
Nah, just kidding. I really love those Bud Light ads. They are actually some of the best ads on television. I don’t drink and I have absolutely no desire to spend a single dollar on anything they make, but they sure do make me chuckle.
I guess what I’m getting at is that people that frame out an entire day to play some crazy-ass video game need to find a better past-time. For example, spend the day watching C. Thomas Howell/Asylum films and then order Dominos pizza.
(Hey, what happened with video games having cutscenes with living, breathing humans? Remember that cool general guy in Command and Conquer? Or how about that other guy that was all evil? Also, don’t you think Command and Conquer Red Alert was weak compared to the original C&C? And inappropriate! Doesn’t Hitler go through time or something? Seems racy for a videogame. I’ll stick with Super Mario World.)